I break crayons.

learning to color gently...

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grimelords:

I feel bad for teenage girls cause they have to get fingered by teenage boys, and as far as I remember teenage boys finger girls like they’ve accidentally dropped a pick inside a guitar and need it back right now.

BWAHAAAAAHAHAAAA. Thanks the Lawd for being 33 and past this shit

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